Sunday, July 6, 2008 @ 5:50 PM
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council or band?



ethel, please choose one quickly.


Dear Santa,

I know its not Christmas and I don't believe in you but please send me an atomic bomb just like the one that was used to bomb Hiroshima. No, I'm not going to bomb Japan, that would be heartless, I was thinking to bombing all the Isetan departments in the world. You see, theres a meaningful reason for this. Sarah, my stalker, is the manager of Isetan and has been going through a really hard time trying to cope with the lost of business which my lovable shop Ikea has stolen. So, to help her lower her stress level, blood level and number of white hairs, i decided to bomb all her departments so that she has lesser things to worry about! Don't worry, I'll make sure no one dies. THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF MAN/SARAH KIND! Haha, yay, thanks! Please send the bomb to me via snail mail. Thanks :D

From,
Ethel Koh
Manager of Ikea

haha, that letter was dedicated to Sarah :D
hope she likes it

Sunday, July 6, 2008 @ 5:50 PM
.

council or band?



ethel, please choose one quickly.


Dear Santa,

I know its not Christmas and I don't believe in you but please send me an atomic bomb just like the one that was used to bomb Hiroshima. No, I'm not going to bomb Japan, that would be heartless, I was thinking to bombing all the Isetan departments in the world. You see, theres a meaningful reason for this. Sarah, my stalker, is the manager of Isetan and has been going through a really hard time trying to cope with the lost of business which my lovable shop Ikea has stolen. So, to help her lower her stress level, blood level and number of white hairs, i decided to bomb all her departments so that she has lesser things to worry about! Don't worry, I'll make sure no one dies. THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF MAN/SARAH KIND! Haha, yay, thanks! Please send the bomb to me via snail mail. Thanks :D

From,
Ethel Koh
Manager of Ikea

haha, that letter was dedicated to Sarah :D
hope she likes it